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Secondary
Secondary weapons. Improves performance, allowing you to do more damage with secondary weapons. Ammo is limited to a few alternating weapons.



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Level 1:Edit

ScorcherEdit

Ths Scorcher wants you to make! it! feel! like it's the only gun in the wooooorld.
Scorcher
  • 580 Nuts
  • Damage/ Grenade: Awesome
  • Accuracy: Good
  • Go Boom? Absolutely
  • Ammo: 24


Level 4:Edit

MY LITTLE PIGGY - 630 Nuts
Your little piggy / makes toast of evil toasters / like I make bad haiku.
Damage / Second: 12-393
Accuracy: Good
Rate Of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Damage Variance: High
Speed: -14%
Ammo: 100


Level 5:Edit

GRENADE LAUNCHER - 600 Nuts
Who's got time to pull a pin when machines can do it for you?
Damage / Grenade: 49-98
Ammo 15


ATLANTEAN SPECIAL - 1,260 Nuts
Death from the future. A glorious future where deaht comes at the bottom of cereal boxes.
Damage / Second: 49-86
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very Long
Freeze Strength: Cold
Ammo: 150

Level 8:Edit

SCORCHER H.E. - 1,580 Nuts
What does the H.E. mean? It means all of us, together. It means hope. It means explodiness.
Damage / Grenade: 27-54
Accuracy: Good
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 21

Level 9:Edit

MY 1ST GNOMING MISSLE - 4,840 Nuts
Gordon the Garden Gnome is going on one final adventure.
Damage / Gnome: 27-54
Accuracy: Meh
Explodes: Unreliably
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 45


Level 10:Edit

GRENADE LAUNCHER H.E. - 1,600 Nuts
H.E. weapons make bigger explosions. Can't imagine why you'd want that. <- Sarcasm
Damage / Grenade: 49-98
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 13

Level 13:Edit

STICKY GRENADE LAUNCHER - 2,560 Nuts
Explosive. Sticky. Fun.
Damage / Grenade: 55-110
Stickiness: 7
Crit %: High
Ammo: 15


HACKSAW - 2,610 Nuts
2x damage if you hold the record for the longest scream of rage over your mic in four-player co-op.
Damage / Second: 73-257
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -40%
Ammo: 100


OL' SMOKEY - 2,660 Nuts
Rockets: the perfect Plan B.
Damage / Rocket: 61-122
Accuracy: Good
Ammo: 8


MY 1ST GATLING GUN - 7,380 Nuts
Can't be sold to those who've earned My 1st Felony.
Damage / Second: 3-358
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Wicked Fast
Range: Medium
Speed: -75%
Ammo: 135


ATLANTEAN DEEP FREEZE - 8,190 Nuts
Freezes more for longer. Good for caveman / frat boy buddy comedies and canning.
Damage / Second: 69-121
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very Long
Freeze Strength: Extra Cold
Ammo: 50

Level 18:Edit

STICKY GRENADE LAUNCHER H.E. - 3,940 Nuts
Explodier. Stickier. Funner. The H.E. stands for Hellabig Explosions.
Damage / Grenade: 68-136
Stickiness: 8
Crit %: High
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 13


ULTRA-LIGHT HACKSAW - 4,020 Nuts
Also grants +20% damage to frustrated keyboard-throwing.
Damage / Second: 92-321
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -7%
Ammo: 100


SMOKEY H.E. - 4,180 Nuts
Smokey he

High Explosive. Hurts Electronics. Huge Effect! Hurry & Equip.
Damage / Rocket: 77-153
Accuracy: Good
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 8



ATLANTEAN OUTLAW - 12,100 Nuts
Ice is back in a brand new invention.
Damage / Second: 86-151
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very long
Freeze Strength: Cold
Ammo: 150

Level 23:Edit

BOOM BUCKET - 5,870 Nuts
Drops a mine that doesn't explode until a robot touches it.
Damage / Mine: 82-163
Ammo: 10


RIPSAW - 5,940 Nuts
Bonus to XP as you marvel in your baby voice about how cute the robots are that you're dismantling.
Damage / Second: 115-402
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -40%
Ammo: 100


SCORPION BOWL - 6,610 Nuts
It doesn't shoot, but you'll heal much faster when you have it equipped.
Damage: 0
Healing Delay: -5s


THE CHAIN SMOKEY - 6,620 Nuts
Two warheads are better than one. If you like war. On robots
Damage / Rocket: 113-150
Accuracy: Meh
Burst: 2
Ammo: 16


GNOMING MISSLE LAUNCHER - 12,660 Nuts
Robots, watch out! Caps of red / Mean you'll maybe end up dead.
Damage / Gnome: 48-96
Accuracy: Meh
Explodes: Unreliably
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 30


FLUFFY'S REVENGE - 18,920 Nuts
(this description unavailable: narrator too busy wailing in grief and rage)
Damage / Decoy: 573-1146
Crit %: 0%
Ammo: 3


ATLANTEAN COLD OUTLAW - 20,010 Nuts
This Gun: 1) Grabs a hold of bots tightly 2) flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Damage / Second: 108-189
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very Long
Freeze strength: Extra Cold
Ammo: 50



Level 28:Edit

CHAIN SMOKEY H.E. - 8,800 Nuts
The technology that drives the Chain Smokey was first used in twin stroller ejection seats.
Damage / Rocket: 141-188
Accuracy: Meh
Burst: 2
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 16


ULTRA-LIGHT RIPSAW - 8,820 Nuts
+15% to your do-the-laundry resistance.
Damage / Second: 143-503
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -7%
Ammo: 100


VICIOUS BOOM BUCKET - 9,850 Nuts
Drops a landmine that's extra likely to cause a critical hit.
Damage / Mine: 102-205
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 10


GNOMING MINI-MISSLE LAUNCHER - 19,260 Nuts
Tiny gnomes are just as mean / But more can fit in a magazine.
Damage / Gnome: 60-120
Accuracy: Meh
Explodes: Unreliably
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 45



Level 33:Edit

STICKIER STICKY GRENADES - 13,620 Nuts
The weaponized version of a collection agency.
Damage / Grenade 133-266
Stickiness 9.3
Crit % High
Ammo 15


THE UNFILTERED SMOKEY - 14,230 Nuts
Garage combat rocketry is still safe than driving without a seatbelt. Buckle up.
Damage / Rocket: 150-293
Accuracy: Good
Ammo: 8


GATLING GUN - 14,710 Nuts
Takes a moment to spin down.
Damage / Second: 6-874
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Wicked Fast
Range: Medium
Speed: -75%
Ammo: 105


BRO-OP SCORPION BOWL - 14,790 Nuts
Scorpion bowls are very safe unless you drink too close to bears. (Acclerate Healing)
Damage: 0
Healing Delay: -5s
Revived Health: Doubled


MULTI-GRENADE LAUNCHER - 15,170 Nuts
Launches multiple grenades. Great for when you want to launch multiple grenades.
Damage / Grenade: 133-266
Burst: 2
Ammo: 30


ATLANTIS' REVENGE - 45,840 Nuts
Kills motherboards like a poisonous mushroom? Would that work?
Damage / Second 168-295
Rate of Fire ENERGY BEAM
Range Very Long
Freeze Strength Cold
Ammo 150



Level 38:Edit


Unfiltered Smokey H.E.Edit

These rockets are so hardcore that they trough-hiked the AT to Argentina.Through the Caribbunnel.

  • 38,330 Nuts
  • Damage/Rocket 186-373
  • Accuracy Good
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 8



Pain PailEdit

In the jurassic period, the fields of Fram Town were tilled by velocitractors.

  • 38,670 Nuts
  • Damage/Mine 160-320
  • Ammo 10



Cry of the Warrior-PigEdit

Love only means something if you give it away. Same's true of bullets.

  • 40,830 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 12-1499
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Very Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Damage Variance Very High
  • Speed -14%
  • Ammo 100



Stickier Sticky Grenades H.E.Edit

This gun says something about you. Namely, "fpoot".

  • 74,720 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 167-334
  • Stickiness 14
  • Crit % High
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 13



Roaming Gnoming MissilesEdit

Gordon the Garden Gnome never really recovered from his crush on the star of that french movie.

  • 75,520 Nuts
  • Damage/Gnome 94-186
  • Accuracy Meh
  • Explodes Unreliably
  • Crit % Very High
  • Ammo 30



Enduring Gatling GunEdit

Enough bullets to make half of Thermopylae.

  • 77,230 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 8-1092
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Speed -75%
  • Ammo 135



Multi-Grenade Launcher H.E.Edit

You should pick a different weapon if you're not cool enough for this one.

  • 84,200 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 167-334
  • Burst 2
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 26



Frost SniperEdit

I think I know enough of hate to say that, for destruction, ice is also great and will suffice.

  • 120,810 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 145-203
  • Rate of Fire Very Slow
  • Range Very Long
  • Crit % Very High
  • Crit Damage 2x
  • Ammo 48




Atlantis' Cold Revenge - 121,730 NutsEdit

Cooks robots like a pound of bacon. Cold, cold, freezer-burned bacon.
Damage / Second 210-368
Rate of Fire ENERGY BEAM
Range Very Long

Freeze Strength Extra Cold
Ammo 50

Level 43:Edit


Name-Brand Grenade LauncherEdit

But it's on sale at such a great price what we can't tell you the brand.

  • 83,120 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 208-416
  • Ammo 15



Better Gatling GunEdit

Tremendous power in exchange for the reflexes of a lead cat.

  • 87,650 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 10-1366
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Speed -75%
  • Ammo 105



HD ScorcherEdit

HD just means it costs more.

  • 88,160 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 117-234
  • Accuracy Good
  • Ammo 24



Piercing Warrior Pig-CryEdit

Dinosaurs steadied this gun with a shoulder of a velocistraptor.

  • 162,070 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 12-1873
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Very Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Damage Variance High
  • Speed -14%
  • Piercing 3
  • Ammo 80

Roaming Gnoming Mini-MissilesEdit

In childhood, Gordon aspired to be a dashboard gnome. Puperty crushed that dream

  • 174,900 Nuts
  • Damage/Gnome 117-234
  • Accuracy Meh
  • Explodes Unreliably
  • Crit % Very High
  • Ammo 45

Vicious Pain PailEdit

What do you get when you cross a labrador and a landmine? Just curious if you knew.

  • 178,620 Nuts
  • Damage/Mine 200-400
  • Crit % Very High
  • Ammo 10



Permafrost SniperEdit

Gazpacho is a dish best served cold. Also ceviche, sushi, cheap beer, revenge, and ice cream.

  • 260,290 Nuts
    Permafrost sniper
  • Damage/Second 181-254
  • Rate of Fire Very Slow
  • Range Very Long
  • Crit % Very High
  • Crit Damage 2x
  • Freeze Strength Extra Cold
  • Ammo 40



Level 48:Edit


Branded Grenade Launcher H.E.Edit

Close also counts in bocce.

  • 229,730 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 260-520
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 13

Spectacle ReseptacleEdit

What do you call a landmine without any arms or legs? Because it's not in my thesaurus.

  • 239,180 Nuts
  • Damage/Mine 250-499
  • Ammo 10

Better Enduring Gatling GunEdit

Dr. Gatling thought he'd create a weapon to end all wars. Yo, all you smartypants: stop trying that!

  • 254,690 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 12-1706
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Speed -75%
  • Ammo 135

HD Scorcher H.E.Edit

Hd scorcher he

Scorcher goin' light! it! up! like it's an r! p! geeeeeee!

  • 255,040 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 146-291
  • Accuracy Good
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 21






Level 50:Edit


Multi-Multi Grenade LauncherEdit

Muliti

The Multi-Multi Grenade Launcher is to the Multi Launcher as a kitten attacking a chopper is to the aftermath.

  • 130,250 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 325-650
  • Burst 4
  • Ammo 40




Okey Dokey SmokeyEdit

Okey

You know what they say: Where there's smokey, there's fiery death.

  • 130,560 Nuts
  • Damage/Rocket 365-729
  • Accuracy Good
  • Ammo 8




WarsawEdit

Warsaw

War saw Warsaw sour. Our were-saws were worn and worse, awww worse, awww.

  • 134,100 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 439-1535
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Very Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Crit % High
  • Speed -40%
  • Ammo 100

Bestest Gatling GunEdit

Bestest Gat

Man, this one sure does gatl.

  • 145,500 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 15-2134
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Speed -75%
  • Ammo 105

Vicious Spectacle ReceptacleEdit

Vicious spectacle

So a landmine, a golfer, and Jesus walk into a bar. Isn't that a weird story?

  • 264,770 Nuts
  • Damage/Mine 312-624
  • Crit % Very High
  • Ammo 10




Chrome Gnoming MissilesEdit

Chrome gno

Gordon is prophesied to lead the forces of whimsy in the end-times ragnarok against irony.

  • 265,390 Nuts
  • Damage/Gnome 182-365
  • Accuracy Meh
  • Explodes Unreliably
  • Crit % Very High
  • Ammo 30

Multi-Multi Launcher H.E.Edit

Multi HE

Because a multi-multi-multi launcher would be just too much.

  • 289,370 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 507-814
  • Burst 4
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 32




Double Scorpion Bowl Edit

Double

Enough paper umbrellas, strategically deployed, can protect you from anything.

  • 296,230 Nuts
  • Damage 0
  • Healing Delay -5s
  • Revived Health Doubled
  • Speed +56%



Chrome Gnoming Mini-MissilesEdit

Chrome Mini

Kitschy kitschy yeah dada. Mocha Choca Latte Grande: who?

  • 300,530 Nuts
  • Damage/Gnome 228-456
  • Accuracy Meh
  • Explodes Unreliably
  • Crit % Very High
  • Ammo 45



Okey Dokey Smokey H.E.Edit

Okey dokey smokey he

You know what's awesome? Explosions.

  • 306,420 Nuts
  • Damage/Rocket 455-906
  • Accuracy Good
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 8




Bestest Enduring Gatling GunEdit

Bestes End

Gatling also worked on a calculator, but it never caught on: no one needed that many 45s that fast.

  • 308680 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 19-2666
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Speed -75%
  • Ammo 135

Ultra-Light WarsawEdit

Ultra Light

The technology behind ultra-light weapons is the same as hangtime: anti-gravitas.

  • 314,170 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 548-1917
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Very Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Crit % High
  • Speed -7%
  • Ammo 100

HDX Scorcher XXXL FX H.E.Edit

HDX

The X's stands for "X-treme", except for the one that's for "X-eptable".

  • 328,380 Nuts
  • Dmg/Grenade 285-570
  • Accuracy Good
  • Explosions Bigger
  • Ammo 21



Cerberus Missiles Edit

Cerberus

Can't carry a helicopter with you, but you can take the best parts.

  • 334,700 Nuts
  • Damage/Missile 244-326
  • Accuracy Meh
  • Burst 6
  • Explosions Huge!
  • Ammo 72

Even Better Gatling GunEdit

Even Better

That other gatling gun your TV said was the best one? It was lying.

  • 359,740 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 24-3333
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Speed -75%
  • Ammo 135

Piercing Piggy AvengerEdit

Crueler than a maladjusted adolescent descending into savagery.

  • 366010 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 12-4682
  • Accuracy Good
  • Rate of Fire Very Fast
  • Range Medium
  • Damage Variance High
  • Speed -14%
  • Piercing 3
  • Ammo 80



Frost Heave Sniper Edit

Frost heave

After shooting it with this gun, you can keep a homemade ready-to-heat lasagna for up to two months.

  • 510,460 Nuts
  • Damage/Second 443-620
  • Rate of Fire Very Slow
  • Range Very Long
  • Crit % Very High
  • Crit Damage 2x
  • Freeze Strength Extra Cold
  • Ammo 40

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKEdit

Fluffy just got angrier

  • 517,810 Nuts
  • Damage/Decoy 3417-6834
  • Crit % 0%
  • Ammo 3



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