Secondary Weapons

Secondary weapons. Improves performance, allowing you to do more damage with secondary weapons. Ammo is limited to a few alternating weapons.

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Primary weapons

Level 1:[]

scorcher[]

This Scorcher wants you to make! it! feel! like it's the only gun in the wooooorld.

580 Nuts
Damage/ Grenade: Awesome
Accuracy: Good
Go Boom? Absolutely
Ammo: 24

Level 4:[]

MY LITTLE PIGGY - 630 Nuts
Your little piggy / makes toast of evil toasters / like I make bad haiku.
Damage / Second: 12-393
Accuracy: Good
Rate Of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Damage Variance: High
Speed: -14%
Ammo: 100

Level 5:[]

GRENADE LAUNCHER - 600 Nuts
Who's got time to pull a pin when machines can do it for you?
Damage / Grenade: 49-98
Ammo 15

ATLANTEAN SPECIAL - 1,260 Nuts
Death from the future. A glorious future where deaht comes at the bottom of cereal boxes.
Damage / Second: 49-86
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very Long
Freeze Strength: Cold
Ammo: 150

Level 8:[]

SCORCHER H.E. - 1,580 Nuts
What does the H.E. mean? It means all of us, together. It means hope. It means explodiness.
Damage / Grenade: 27-54
Accuracy: Good
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 21

Level 9:[]

MY 1ST GNOMING MISSLE - 4,840 Nuts
Gordon the Garden Gnome is going on one final adventure.
Damage / Gnome: 27-54
Accuracy: Meh
Explodes: Unreliably
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 45

Level 10:[]

GRENADE LAUNCHER H.E. - 1,600 Nuts
H.E. weapons make bigger explosions. Can't imagine why you'd want that. <- Sarcasm
Damage / Grenade: 49-98
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 13

Level 13:[]

STICKY GRENADE LAUNCHER - 2,560 Nuts
Explosive. Sticky. Fun.
Damage / Grenade: 55-110
Stickiness: 7
Crit %: High
Ammo: 15

HACKSAW - 2,610 Nuts
2x damage if you hold the record for the longest scream of rage over your mic in four-player co-op.
Damage / Second: 73-257
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -40%
Ammo: 100

OL' SMOKEY - 2,660 Nuts
Rockets: the perfect Plan B.
Damage / Rocket: 61-122
Accuracy: Good
Ammo: 8

MY 1ST GATLING GUN - 7,380 Nuts
Can't be sold to those who've earned My 1st Felony.
Damage / Second: 3-358
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Wicked Fast
Range: Medium
Speed: -75%
Ammo: 135

ATLANTEAN DEEP FREEZE - 8,190 Nuts
Freezes more for longer. Good for caveman / frat boy buddy comedies and canning.
Damage / Second: 69-121
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very Long
Freeze Strength: Extra Cold
Ammo: 50

Level 18:[]

STICKY GRENADE LAUNCHER H.E. - 3,940 Nuts
Explodier. Stickier. Funner. The H.E. stands for Hellabig Explosions.
Damage / Grenade: 68-136
Stickiness: 8
Crit %: High
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 13

ULTRA-LIGHT HACKSAW - 4,020 Nuts
Also grants +20% damage to frustrated keyboard-throwing.
Damage / Second: 92-321
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -7%
Ammo: 100

SMOKEY H.E. - 4,180 Nuts

High Explosive. Hurts Electronics. Huge Effect! Hurry & Equip.
Damage / Rocket: 77-153
Accuracy: Good
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 8

ATLANTEAN OUTLAW - 12,100 Nuts
Ice is back in a brand new invention.
Damage / Second: 86-151
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very long
Freeze Strength: Cold
Ammo: 150

Level 23:[]

BOOM BUCKET - 5,870 Nuts
Drops a mine that doesn't explode until a robot touches it.
Damage / Mine: 82-163
Ammo: 10

RIPSAW - 5,940 Nuts
Bonus to XP as you marvel in your baby voice about how cute the robots are that you're dismantling.
Damage / Second: 115-402
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -40%
Ammo: 100

SCORPION BOWL - 6,610 Nuts
It doesn't shoot, but you'll heal much faster when you have it equipped.
Damage: 0
Healing Delay: -5s

THE CHAIN SMOKEY - 6,620 Nuts
Two warheads are better than one. If you like war. On robots
Damage / Rocket: 113-150
Accuracy: Meh
Burst: 2
Ammo: 16

GNOMING MISSLE LAUNCHER - 12,660 Nuts
Robots, watch out! Caps of red / Mean you'll maybe end up dead.
Damage / Gnome: 48-96
Accuracy: Meh
Explodes: Unreliably
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 30

FLUFFY'S REVENGE - 18,920 Nuts
(this description unavailable: narrator too busy wailing in grief and rage)
Damage / Decoy: 573-1146
Crit %: 0%
Ammo: 3

ATLANTEAN COLD OUTLAW - 20,010 Nuts
This Gun: 1) Grabs a hold of bots tightly 2) flows like a harpoon daily and nightly.
Damage / Second: 108-189
Rate of Fire: ENERGY BEAM
Range: Very Long
Freeze strength: Extra Cold
Ammo: 50

Level 28:[]

CHAIN SMOKEY H.E. - 8,800 Nuts
The technology that drives the Chain Smokey was first used in twin stroller ejection seats.
Damage / Rocket: 141-188
Accuracy: Meh
Burst: 2
Explosions: Bigger
Ammo: 16

ULTRA-LIGHT RIPSAW - 8,820 Nuts
+15% to your do-the-laundry resistance.
Damage / Second: 143-503
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Very Fast
Range: Medium
Crit %: High
Speed: -7%
Ammo: 100

VICIOUS BOOM BUCKET - 9,850 Nuts
Drops a landmine that's extra likely to cause a critical hit.
Damage / Mine: 102-205
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 10

GNOMING MINI-MISSLE LAUNCHER - 19,260 Nuts
Tiny gnomes are just as mean / But more can fit in a magazine.
Damage / Gnome: 60-120
Accuracy: Meh
Explodes: Unreliably
Crit %: Very High
Ammo: 45

Level 33:[]

STICKIER STICKY GRENADES - 13,620 Nuts
The weaponized version of a collection agency.
Damage / Grenade 133-266
Stickiness 9.3
Crit % High
Ammo 15

THE UNFILTERED SMOKEY - 14,230 Nuts
Garage combat rocketry is still safe than driving without a seatbelt. Buckle up.
Damage / Rocket: 150-293
Accuracy: Good
Ammo: 8

GATLING GUN - 14,710 Nuts
Takes a moment to spin down.
Damage / Second: 6-874
Accuracy: Good
Rate of Fire: Wicked Fast
Range: Medium
Speed: -75%
Ammo: 105

BRO-OP SCORPION BOWL - 14,790 Nuts
Scorpion bowls are very safe unless you drink too close to bears. (Acclerate Healing)
Damage: 0
Healing Delay: -5s
Revived Health: Doubled

MULTI-GRENADE LAUNCHER - 15,170 Nuts
Launches multiple grenades. Great for when you want to launch multiple grenades.
Damage / Grenade: 133-266
Burst: 2
Ammo: 30

ATLANTIS' REVENGE - 45,840 Nuts
Kills motherboards like a poisonous mushroom? Would that work?
Damage / Second 168-295
Rate of Fire ENERGY BEAM
Range Very Long
Freeze Strength Cold
Ammo 150

Level 38:[]

Unfiltered Smokey H.E.[]

These rockets are so hardcore that they trough-hiked the AT to Argentina.Through the Caribbunnel.

38,330 Nuts
Damage/Rocket 186-373
Accuracy Good
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 8

Pain Pail[]

In the jurassic period, the fields of Fram Town were tilled by velocitractors.

38,670 Nuts
Damage/Mine 160-320
Ammo 10

Cry of the Warrior-Pig[]

Love only means something if you give it away. Same's true of bullets.

40,830 Nuts
Damage/Second 12-1499
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Very Fast
Range Medium
Damage Variance Very High
Speed -14%
Ammo 100

Stickier Sticky Grenades H.E.[]

This gun says something about you. Namely, "fpoot".

74,720 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 167-334
Stickiness 14
Crit % High
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 13

Roaming Gnoming Missiles[]

Gordon the Garden Gnome never really recovered from his crush on the star of that french movie.

75,520 Nuts
Damage/Gnome 94-186
Accuracy Meh
Explodes Unreliably
Crit % Very High
Ammo 30

Enduring Gatling Gun[]

Enough bullets to make half of Thermopylae.

77,230 Nuts
Damage/Second 8-1092
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
Range Medium
Speed -75%
Ammo 135

Multi-Grenade Launcher H.E.[]

You should pick a different weapon if you're not cool enough for this one.

84,200 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 167-334
Burst 2
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 26

Frost Sniper[]

I think I know enough of hate to say that, for destruction, ice is also great and will suffice.

120,810 Nuts
Damage/Second 145-203
Rate of Fire Very Slow
Range Very Long
Crit % Very High
Crit Damage 2x
Ammo 48

Atlantis' Cold Revenge - 121,730 Nuts[]

Cooks robots like a pound of bacon. Cold, cold, freezer-burned bacon.
Damage / Second 210-368
Rate of Fire ENERGY BEAM
Range Very Long

Freeze Strength Extra Cold
Ammo 50

Level 43:[]

Name-Brand Grenade Launcher[]

But it's on sale at such a great price what we can't tell you the brand.

83,120 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 208-416
Ammo 15

Better Gatling Gun[]

Tremendous power in exchange for the reflexes of a lead cat.

87,650 Nuts
Damage/Second 10-1366
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
Range Medium
Speed -75%
Ammo 105

HD Scorcher[]

HD just means it costs more.

88,160 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 117-234
Accuracy Good
Ammo 24

Piercing Warrior Pig-Cry[]

Dinosaurs steadied this gun with a shoulder of a velocistraptor.

162,070 Nuts
Damage/Second 12-1873
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Very Fast
Range Medium
Damage Variance High
Speed -14%
Piercing 3
Ammo 80

Roaming Gnoming Mini-Missiles[]

In childhood, Gordon aspired to be a dashboard gnome. Puperty crushed that dream

174,900 Nuts
Damage/Gnome 117-234
Accuracy Meh
Explodes Unreliably
Crit % Very High
Ammo 45

Vicious Pain Pail[]

What do you get when you cross a labrador and a landmine? Just curious if you knew.

178,620 Nuts
Damage/Mine 200-400
Crit % Very High
Ammo 10

Permafrost Sniper[]

Gazpacho is a dish best served cold. Also ceviche, sushi, cheap beer, revenge, and ice cream.

260,290 Nuts
Damage/Second 181-254
Rate of Fire Very Slow
Range Very Long
Crit % Very High
Crit Damage 2x
Freeze Strength Extra Cold
Ammo 40

Level 48:[]

Branded Grenade Launcher H.E.[]

Close also counts in bocce.

229,730 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 260-520
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 13

Spectacle Reseptacle[]

What do you call a landmine without any arms or legs? Because it's not in my thesaurus.

239,180 Nuts
Damage/Mine 250-499
Ammo 10

Better Enduring Gatling Gun[]

Dr. Gatling thought he'd create a weapon to end all wars. Yo, all you smartypants: stop trying that!

254,690 Nuts
Damage/Second 12-1706
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
Range Medium
Speed -75%
Ammo 135

HD Scorcher H.E.[]

Scorcher goin' light! it! up! like it's an r! p! geeeeeee!

255,040 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 146-291
Accuracy Good
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 21

Level 50:[]

Multi-Multi Grenade Launcher[]

The Multi-Multi Grenade Launcher is to the Multi Launcher as a kitten attacking a chopper is to the aftermath.

130,250 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 325-650
Burst 4
Ammo 40

Okey Dokey Smokey[]

You know what they say: Where there's smokey, there's fiery death.

130,560 Nuts
Damage/Rocket 365-729
Accuracy Good
Ammo 8

Warsaw[]

War saw Warsaw sour. Our were-saws were worn and worse, awww worse, awww.

134,100 Nuts
Damage/Second 439-1535
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Very Fast
Range Medium
Crit % High
Speed -40%
Ammo 100

Bestest Gatling Gun[]

Man, this one sure does gatl.

145,500 Nuts
Damage/Second 15-2134
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
Range Medium
Speed -75%
Ammo 105

Vicious Spectacle Receptacle[]

So a landmine, a golfer, and Jesus walk into a bar. Isn't that a weird story?

264,770 Nuts
Damage/Mine 312-624
Crit % Very High
Ammo 10

Chrome Gnoming Missiles[]

Gordon is prophesied to lead the forces of whimsy in the end-times ragnarok against irony.

265,390 Nuts
Damage/Gnome 182-365
Accuracy Meh
Explodes Unreliably
Crit % Very High
Ammo 30

Multi-Multi Launcher H.E.[]

Because a multi-multi-multi launcher would be just too much.

289,370 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 507-814
Burst 4
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 32

Double Scorpion Bowl[]

Enough paper umbrellas, strategically deployed, can protect you from anything.

296,230 Nuts
Damage 0
Healing Delay -5s
Revived Health Doubled
Speed +56%

Chrome Gnoming Mini-Missiles[]

Kitschy kitschy yeah dada. Mocha Choca Latte Grande: who?

300,530 Nuts
Damage/Gnome 228-456
Accuracy Meh
Explodes Unreliably
Crit % Very High
Ammo 45

Okey Dokey Smokey H.E.[]

You know what's awesome? Explosions.

306,420 Nuts
Damage/Rocket 455-906
Accuracy Good
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 8

Bestest Enduring Gatling Gun[]

Gatling also worked on a calculator, but it never caught on: no one needed that many 45s that fast.

308680 Nuts
Damage/Second 19-2666
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
Range Medium
Speed -75%
Ammo 135

Ultra-Light Warsaw[]

The technology behind ultra-light weapons is the same as hangtime: anti-gravitas.

314,170 Nuts
Damage/Second 548-1917
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Very Fast
Range Medium
Crit % High
Speed -7%
Ammo 100

HDX Scorcher XXXL FX H.E.[]

The X's stands for "X-treme", except for the one that's for "X-eptable".

328,380 Nuts
Dmg/Grenade 285-570
Accuracy Good
Explosions Bigger
Ammo 21

Cerberus Missiles[]

Can't carry a helicopter with you, but you can take the best parts.

334,700 Nuts
Damage/Missile 244-326
Accuracy Meh
Burst 6
Explosions Huge!
Ammo 72

Even Better Gatling Gun[]

That other gatling gun your TV said was the best one? It was lying.

359,740 Nuts
Damage/Second 24-3333
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Wicked Fast
Range Medium
Speed -75%
Ammo 135

Piercing Piggy Avenger[]

Crueler than a maladjusted adolescent descending into savagery.

366010 Nuts
Damage/Second 12-4682
Accuracy Good
Rate of Fire Very Fast
Range Medium
Damage Variance High
Speed -14%
Piercing 3
Ammo 80

Frost Heave Sniper []

After shooting it with this gun, you can keep a homemade ready-to-heat lasagna for up to two months.

510,460 Nuts
Damage/Second 443-620
Rate of Fire Very Slow
Range Very Long
Crit % Very High
Crit Damage 2x
Freeze Strength Extra Cold
Ammo 40

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK[]

Fluffy just got angrier

517,810 Nuts
Damage/Decoy 3417-6834
Crit % 0%
Ammo 3